Friendship Groups Mugs

Clique Bait

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Cat and mouse

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"I hate it when we fight."

Polygamists' Picnic

Dolphin friendly tuna

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"How should we divide the teams?"

Holding hands

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Emotional Bling

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'I think he's lonely.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'