Friend Gatherings Mugs

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Christmas Tree

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The devil you know and his plus one

The prying mantis,

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

celebrating a birth.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Paul goes home for the holidays

"You two seem oddly suited."

Children's Party

Miniature Cattle Fanciers