Friends Of The Unusual Gifts

"Look, Wendy....our pets are playing together!"

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Traffic Cone Monsters

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"What a way to go."

Route 666.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

"Bride or Groom?"

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'We've got the neighbours from hell.'

"For calling in sick press two to have our psychic verify your condition."

To the Aquarium

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

'You do realize that's just a giant novelty fork, right? They used to have one in the restaurant where I worked.'

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

Book ratings.

'Well, that'll be an expensive bit of fun, buddy!'

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

"I love our comfortable silences."

"Bad dog!"