
Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.
Add a cozy touch to her space with a pillow that celebrates her party planning skills—fun, comfortable, and heartfelt, it’s a gift she’ll love to have on hand.
Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.
"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"
A young Don King
I will study my speling words...
'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."
"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"
'He made an excellent jelly.'
(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)
My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.
"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'
'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'
Face painting by numbers.
Green Balloon
Children's Party
'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'
"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"
'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'
"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"
"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"
"Mom, can you come get me?"
Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.
'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'
Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.
'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'
"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."
"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"
'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'
'You still owe me the pony from last year!'
"Underwater Childbirth Ward."
Boys making skis from bits of fence.
Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!
"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"
'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'
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