Fridge Warrior Gifts

'Cleaning the fridge weekly instead of monthly is a very good idea.'

"I'm going in."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

Breaking Through

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"I think the milk's off!"

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

"In keeping with my promise to spread the wealth, I'm giving you all a bigger piece of the pie."

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