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"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Entertainment systems

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"I compose using post it notes!"

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

'I think he is a composer.'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Noah's fridge

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

Must be one of those underground bands.

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

Dumping Fridges.

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

Global Warming.

Vampire fridge 'I can't believe it's not Rhesus Negative'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."