Bottle Note Enthusiast T-Shirts

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

'It's for you.'

Desert Island Dating.

"I compose using post it notes!"

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'You have a friend request.'

'I think he is a composer.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Now you can send it."

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

Submarine

"I've got sea mail."

Must be one of those underground bands.

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

Making Music

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

'Think Big!'

A Break In Music

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"