Fridge Note Enthusiast Gifts

Message on fridge door. 'Your dinner's in the freezer. At the Co-op.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"I compose using post it notes!"

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Entertainment systems

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

'I think he is a composer.'

Noah's fridge

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Must be one of those underground bands.

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

Dumping Fridges.

Global Warming.

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."