Freudian Theory Gifts

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

Sigmund Freud.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

A Freudian slip...

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Id/Ego/Superego.

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

Mister Oedipus.

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

Super-ego Surveillance

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Motorway of the Self

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

Psychologist Birthdays

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

The Development of the Theory of Relativity

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

"You got no one to blame but yourself ??" and your mother."