Freudian Thinker Gifts

Freud at a crossroads: 'Psychoanalysis should relieve stress and anxiety...but so does looking at fish.'

"And well, one thing just led to a mother...I mean 'another'..."

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

Motorway of the Self

Mask hiding face - which looks exactly the same as the mask

"Our collective unconscious is pretty vacant, too."

Sigmund Freud

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

A Freudian slip...

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Voltaire

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Id/Ego/Superego.

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

'Look - I've got the technology. You've got the power...can we do a deal?'

Mister Oedipus.