Freudian Psychology Buff Gifts

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

Banana Split Personality

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Yes, one is a dog."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Paul Ree

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Pavlov's Puppy