Freudian Psychology Buff Gifts

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Yes, one is a dog."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Banana Split Personality

Paul Ree

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"Yet she never gains an ounce."