Freudian Theory Prints

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Sigmund Freud.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

A Freudian slip...

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

Id/Ego/Superego.

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

Super-ego Surveillance

Motorway of the Self

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

"You got no one to blame but yourself ??" and your mother."

The Jung and the Restless.