Fresh To The Bar Gifts

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Shaken not stirred

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

Body by Jake

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Anton's Bar and Grill

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

Pints of Lager

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Frog and Princess in Bar

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Raw Piano Bar

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'