Frequent Flyer Frustration Gifts

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

'You want a shuffle flight to Buffalo?'

"How come airlines think they should get aid when we don't?"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Flight simulator'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

'Would yo like reading or non-reading?'

Airport security - next step?

"You must be in seat 2D."

Elite-Premium Passengers

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?'

'I'll bet my luggage ends up at another hospital.'

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

"So that's what this is all about? Frequent Flyer Miles?"

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

"This is your captain speaking. I'm delighted to announce that all you frequent flyers members on board today will earn five credits at the college of your choice."

"Bad news. Our luggage went to the same place my old job did."

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

Customer to airline clerk: 'If I drop leaflets out the plane window, do I get frequent flyer miles?'

Airplane Catches Woman's Washing.

"And here we have a very rare and unusual piece titled 'The Last Remaining Open Seat.'"

Intelligent Navigation Device...

Image of Santa on a plane with a reindeer.

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

'Over five thousand so far - how many frequent-flower miles have you got?'

'We need a third runway for all the ministers flying to India and China to tell them to cut their carbon emissions.'

"Back! Back! Rows twenty and higher only!"

"You have one billion frequent flyer miles. No wonder you list our airport as your business address."

'Is this business class?'