Frequent Flyer Nightmares Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for the frequent flyer who’s battled bedtime turbulence? Our collection offers funny and thoughtful products that capture the chaos of travel nightmares. From mugs to prints, find something to commiserate or cheer them up after a harrowing flight.

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Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage. mockup

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

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"Would you like some wings?"

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"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on." mockup

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

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'Flight simulator'

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'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?' mockup

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

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'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.' mockup

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

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'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.' mockup

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

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'Would yo like reading or non-reading?' mockup

'Would yo like reading or non-reading?'

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'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!' mockup

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

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Airport security - next step?

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Elite-Premium Passengers

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'I'll bet my luggage ends up at another hospital.'

'I'll bet my luggage ends up at another hospital.' mockup

'I'll bet my luggage ends up at another hospital.'

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'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?'

'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?' mockup

'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?'

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"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled." mockup

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

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"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?" mockup

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

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Excess Baggage: You wonder where folks are traveling to that they need all that luggage...

Excess Baggage: You wonder where folks are traveling to that they need all that luggage... mockup

Excess Baggage: You wonder where folks are traveling to that they need all that luggage...

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'Your $5 gets your 3 minutes in the lavatory--now how much toilet paper would you like to purchase?'

'Your $5 gets your 3 minutes in the lavatory--now how much toilet paper would you like to purchase?' mockup

'Your $5 gets your 3 minutes in the lavatory--now how much toilet paper would you like to purchase?'

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"This is your captain speaking. I'm delighted to announce that all you frequent flyers members on board today will earn five credits at the college of your choice."

"This is your captain speaking. I'm delighted to announce that all you frequent flyers members on board today will earn five credits at the college of your choice."

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"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended." mockup

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

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'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.' mockup

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

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"Bad news. Our luggage went to the same place my old job did."

"Bad news. Our luggage went to the same place my old job did." mockup

"Bad news. Our luggage went to the same place my old job did."

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"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!" mockup

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

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Customer to airline clerk: 'If I drop leaflets out the plane window, do I get frequent flyer miles?'

Customer to airline clerk: 'If I drop leaflets out the plane window, do I get frequent flyer miles?' mockup

Customer to airline clerk: 'If I drop leaflets out the plane window, do I get frequent flyer miles?'

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'Test Pilot.'

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Airplane Catches Woman's Washing. mockup

Airplane Catches Woman's Washing.

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Image of Santa on a plane with a reindeer.

Image of Santa on a plane with a reindeer. mockup

Image of Santa on a plane with a reindeer.

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"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin" mockup

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

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"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight."

"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight." mockup

"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight."

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'Does this effect my Frequent Flyer Miles?'

'Does this effect my Frequent Flyer Miles?' mockup

'Does this effect my Frequent Flyer Miles?'

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'We need a third runway for all the ministers flying to India and China to tell them to cut their carbon emissions.'

'We need a third runway for all the ministers flying to India and China to tell them to cut their carbon emissions.' mockup

'We need a third runway for all the ministers flying to India and China to tell them to cut their carbon emissions.'

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'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...' mockup

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

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"You have one billion frequent flyer miles. No wonder you list our airport as your business address."

"You have one billion frequent flyer miles. No wonder you list our airport as your business address." mockup

"You have one billion frequent flyer miles. No wonder you list our airport as your business address."

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Frequent Flyer Nightmares Gifts Collection

Frequent Flyer Nightmares Mugs

Discover a range of mugs that capture the essence of frequent flyer nightmares. Brighten mornings and flight days alike with our humorous designs.

Frequent Flyer Nightmares Pillows

Find the perfect pillow with a touch of humor to add a bit of comfort after a nightmare flight. Rest and relax in style.

Frequent Flyer Nightmares Prints

Bring humor to your space with prints that joke about travel turbulence. Ideal for frequent flyers and travel enthusiasts alike.

Frequent Flyer Nightmares T-Shirts

Explore our collection of t-shirts that turn travel nightmares into fashion statements. Fun, comfortable, and perfect for your globe-trotting loved ones.