French Philosophy Fan Gifts

'I'm in a molting period. I'm shedding all my French philosophers.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Victor Hugo

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

reincarnated worm...

Jean-Paul Sartre

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The Questioner'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

What else is there to wish for?

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Now showing, at a University near you...

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"You call this a constitution?"

Pastorius wonders why.

Zenemies.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

YOLO vs YODO