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Clancy: No Sense of Humour

Trial by Media

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

Justice

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Fairtale prosecutions.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Lights Action Camera Justice

"Overruled."

Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

Dumping The Death Penalty

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'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

"I totally meant to do that."

'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

Andrew Marr

Audiovisual law

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"