Freeloader Analyst Mugs

Clancy: No Sense of Humour

Trial by Media

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

The Jose Padilla Experience

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Fairtale prosecutions.

Justice

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"Overruled."

Lights Action Camera Justice

Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice

Dumping The Death Penalty

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

Upload Filter

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

Lover's leap and Infatuation leap.

"I totally meant to do that."

'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

Andrew Marr

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten! (Published previously September 25, 2006.)

The Affirmative Action Wars

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

Audiovisual law