Frenemy Analyst Mugs

"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Defence Cutbacks.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Oooops!

US fears missile competition.

The Generals medals

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"It's not what you think."

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids

General's Coin Toss

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

'You're an inspector now?'

'How's World War 3 coming along, Timpson?'

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck

Nato

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

Donald Rumsfeld

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

US Military Budget.