Frenemy Analyst Prints

"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Defence Cutbacks.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Oooops!

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

US fears missile competition.

The Generals medals

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

"It's not what you think."

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

General's Coin Toss

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

'You're an inspector now?'

Nato

'How's World War 3 coming along, Timpson?'

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

Donald Rumsfeld

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"