Freeloader With Standards Mugs

I saw your "free wi-fi" sign. Yes, it's free for customers. False advertising! If I have to buy something, it's not free! Ok. The password is "buysomethingorgetout." Is that upper-case or lower?

'It's baseball season!'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

'Is it organic?'

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Parkour Breakfast

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best.

'Prove it.'

A preacher of open-source software.

Complied With All Government Regulations

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'Let's start the air aerobics class with some free falls.'

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

EU: Legal Labelling Requirements for Meat!

Banned!

The Near Outback: People's Republic of Baltimore, 1978.

"I appreciate not having a leash, but that bone is driving me crazy."

'If this prescription doesn't help, go to Maggie Brown's party next week. There'll be a specialist there.'

'Papa Cobden Taking Master Robert [Peel] A Free Trade Walk'

"And never forget that the best things in life are freebies."

"The garlic fries were free, OK?"

'Free surprise gift for new accounts.'

Clancy: No Sense of Humour

Well, they've come up with the theory of free will, just like you said they would.

Wartime Outsourcing

'The only reason we're letting you in was because you ate right.'

Eww, no way, mom! Do you know what's in those things?

'I'm not a freeloader, cousin Henry. I'm a member of Boarders without Borders.'