Freedom On Ice Aficionado Gifts

Skater

Squeezing the Free Press.

Lemniskate

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

UNFADED GLORY

The Hockey World

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

The Idea of America.

Baking

Trawling for Fish.

"You call this ice?"

Snow is falling...

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Dictators of the world - you better do your maths!"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

"We used to be cooler."

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

Editorial Control

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Hopeful Liberty

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Internal Prisons

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

Beware of the Blog.

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"You should go freelance like me!"

'Keep on trucking man... or don't... you know, depending on which you'd rather do.'