Freedom On Ice Aficionado T-Shirts

Skater

Squeezing the Free Press.

Soldier armed with a pen.

Lemniskate

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

UNFADED GLORY

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

The Idea of America.

Baking

Snow is falling...

"You call this ice?"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Trawling for Fish.

"Dictators of the world - you better do your maths!"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

"We used to be cooler."

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

Editorial Control

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

Hopeful Liberty

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Internal Prisons

"You should go freelance like me!"

"Will my office be near an ice machine."