Free Market Philosopher Gifts

And a good morning to you, employee. Happy boss. What's up? Looks like it could be Republicans in 2022. Free market guys, guys who sympathize with the realities of hard-core, cold-hearted, rational capitalism. Makes me want to fire someone. Duck!

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Tempest in a Teapot

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters.

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

Unconditional Surrender

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

World Economics

'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?'

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

Insecurity hits Wall Street

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Taming the beast of the free market...

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

'Where's My Bail-out?' 'Where's Your Lobbyist?'

'Thank goodness we don't need profits in order to make piles of money.'

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'