Fraud Analyst Gifts

Money trap.

Black Magic

'Your call is very important to us, unless you're an IMPOSTOR.'

"You probably would have gotten away with draining the bank account except for one mistake...you signed the checks with the cat's name."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Cut Price

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

U.S. Credit Rating

"We fell for this last time remember..."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

Standard And P****d.

'Wait a minute....!

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

Recession

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

Falling graphs.

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

'Wait a minute....!