Fraud Analyst Pillows

Money trap.

'Your call is very important to us, unless you're an IMPOSTOR.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Cut Price

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

U.S. Credit Rating

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wait a minute....!

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

Recession

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

Falling graphs.

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

'Wait a minute....!

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"