Fraternity Enthusiasts Pillows

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Bro of Frankenstein

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

A frat party at an online university

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Goes To College

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

Canine Frat Parties

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

"This is a weird frat."

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

Minion, how would you like a promotion? Impostor! It's been a long time coming, but I've finally signed more than a dozen franchise agreements. And I'll like you to train all the managers. They'll be paying you the franchise fee in sacks of unmarked bills. Oh, and if they act like they think you're from Starbucks, go along with it. It's just a little game franchisees like to play. VERY BAD MAN.

Dancing children

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"Ogden, could you pull a string and get me one of those pictures of you naked at Yale?"

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

"There was no hazing involved. We simply beat him up."

We can still be friends cafe.

'Huck me.'

"Alright, you guys....what's so goddamn funny?"

God's frat house.

Beerboarding 101

"Why don't you try the Omega house? I don't think you're Alpha dog material."

Pizza Initiation

Brett Beer: It's the best beer to ever make me ralph. And I've ralphed a lot.

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Old frat boys.

"Whoa! Turns out you're sixty-four percent douchebag, Kyle."

'Welcome to the frat, Todd! OK, Bob. Your turn. If you want to be a member, you've got to let him get you riiiight up to the net before you snap the line.'