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Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Eldrow

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

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Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Football supporters.

Bro of Frankenstein

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

Vaping cigarette

A frat party at an online university

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Goes To College

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

The Fad Herald cometh. I bow to thee, Herald! Hear ye: The following trends are now in: Electric cars, charitable foundations, face masks – again – simultaneous theater and streaming release movies. The following items are out: French fries … Dang … balanced budget, blockbuster movies, and … uh-oh. Vaping. Herald down!!!

Bobbing for Pumpkins - Innocent Fad, or Orthodontist Plot?

"This is a weird frat."

Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.

The Fad Herald cometh! All hail the arbiter of all things hip. Hear ye. today, a matter of great magnitude. After much deliberation, I am prepared to issue a rare fad correction, and an apology. Two years ago, in a drunken haze, I mistakenly mixed up a 2020 scroll with one meant for 2022. Murmur murmur. Something has felt off. C'mon! The one I mistakenly read in 2020 that should have been read this year … Ripped skinny jeans that cling to the legs like torn Saran Wrap while accentuating the butt

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

"Remember when these were all yoga centers?"

'I just love these granite counters.'