Fraternity Fan Pillows

Pizza Initiation

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"I hate it when we fight."

Currently Boston

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Bro of Frankenstein

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Promise me you won't tell the other dogs about this!'

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Women's World Cup Final

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

"What I believe is that it was fate that brought me here and that we will be best friends forever!"

"That movie was released in 2015. It might be time for a reboot."

Canine Frat Parties

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

"This is a weird frat."

'Of course I forgive you. That's what friends do. How did you know it fell out of my cone?'

"Last night I ended a long term relationship."

'Mum! Mum! Can my friend Daisy roam the plains with me this afternoon?'

"Ogden, could you pull a string and get me one of those pictures of you naked at Yale?"

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."