Fraternity Fan Pillows

Pizza Initiation

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Bowled over again!

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"I hate it when we fight."

Currently Boston

Bro of Frankenstein

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Promise me you won't tell the other dogs about this!'

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

Women's World Cup Final

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Goes To College

Canine Frat Parties

"That movie was released in 2015. It might be time for a reboot."

"What I believe is that it was fate that brought me here and that we will be best friends forever!"

Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

"This is a weird frat."

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

'Of course I forgive you. That's what friends do. How did you know it fell out of my cone?'

'Mum! Mum! Can my friend Daisy roam the plains with me this afternoon?'

"Ogden, could you pull a string and get me one of those pictures of you naked at Yale?"

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."