Fraternity Humor Fan Pillows

Kappa Delta Cosa Nostra

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

The Brothers Grime

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

10 K Tail-Chase

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Trump Poutine

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

The Snooze Bar.

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Beer Parasol.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

tRUMp, Pirate President

No, I don

'More government surveillance!'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'