Fraternity Enthusiasts Prints

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Bro of Frankenstein

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

A frat party at an online university

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

Canine Frat Parties

"This is a weird frat."

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

Dancing children

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"Ogden, could you pull a string and get me one of those pictures of you naked at Yale?"

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

God's frat house.

"There was no hazing involved. We simply beat him up."

We can still be friends cafe.

'Huck me.'

Beerboarding 101

"Alright, you guys....what's so goddamn funny?"

"Why don't you try the Omega house? I don't think you're Alpha dog material."

Brett Beer: It's the best beer to ever make me ralph. And I've ralphed a lot.

Pizza Initiation

"Whoa! Turns out you're sixty-four percent douchebag, Kyle."

'Welcome to the frat, Todd! OK, Bob. Your turn. If you want to be a member, you've got to let him get you riiiight up to the net before you snap the line.'

goldfish swallowing has never become passe at Kitty Kat Frat.

Kappa Delta Cosa Nostra