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'We're all going to die...get over it!'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Space Pioneer

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

A big dog at lectern.

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

Yankee Stadium.

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

Canine Frat Parties

Felix decides right then to stop sugar-coating his words.

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"Our scheduled speaker isn't available to make it here today, but luckily we have a surprise speaker..."