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'We're all going to die...get over it!'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Space Pioneer

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

A big dog at lectern.

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Donald Trump's Inauguration. Specifically, we'll talk about how most of the big starts asked to perform for him refused to do it. We'll also be talking about how yours truly won the blue ribbon at the 1928 Jr. Miss Flapper competition at the "And How!" speakeasy for my rendition of "Bug-Eyed Betty is the Bees Knees." Trump called me, but I refused to perform too. But I gave him the third runner-up's contact info. Trump, Bessie Ma

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

Yankee Stadium.

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

"Our scheduled speaker isn't available to make it here today, but luckily we have a surprise speaker..."

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

Canine Frat Parties

You don't need to use air quotes for your own words, Mr. Lincoln.

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"The Over-Sharing Economy"