Franchise Critic Gifts

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Polluted geese

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Lesser known greek gods,

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

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'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'You are doing it wrong.'

"My kid could do that."

"I'm not the responsible party. I have people for that."

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"