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Please don't tell the cows they are in a cartoon.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Brickie's Mate

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"Here's the weak point."

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

The famous Walled-off salad.

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

"Whoa, check it out - Bill Murray just crashed our cartoon!"

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

"Look, mom! I'm learning to color between the lines!"

The house that Ruth built.

'Hmmm...I think I know what he's saying here. Sometimes we manage to break through the walls that hold us back, only to find...another wall! Yes! I get it!'

Beatles Tribute

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

"Roughly translated, it says: this wall is now available on video and DVD."

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

Most people don't know that the great wall was originally built out of popsicle sticks. Of course, back then it was just called 'the wall'.

"He only creates us because we are easy to draw!"

"President Trump, we Germans know how to build a wall and we know how to stop people from coming over it."

101 uses of a dead cat: brick

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

No Soap in the Bathroom

Bricks 'n' mortar

'They may have been repulsive, sadistic, mass-murdering personifications of evil, but they wore a nice uniform.'

One if by land, two if by sea ... three if by air.

"I like it, Eiffel. Maybe a tad taller though?"

"It's not much of a view if you don't like bricks."

"You DO want protection, don't you?"

Low Budget Sequel: Rear Window II, A Room Without A View,

"I wonder what the dark side of the moon might reveal."