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In memory of those who hath fallen from Bone Spurs

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Veterans Day '20

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

The Generals medals

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

D-Day landings of walking fish.

Army Man Playset 2020

Ad Valorem

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Donald Rumsfeld

First Stealth Aircraft.

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."