Ancient Wall Aficionados T-Shirts

"Roughly translated, it says: this wall is now available on video and DVD."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Brickie's Mate

How they did it . . .

'What's on the other side?...'

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"Here's the weak point."

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Islington Angels.

Stonehenge Ticket Office

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'Palintology'

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'

Stan's OK Deliveries

Early Cartoonists.

Stonehedge

The house that Ruth built.

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

"Get a life."

Black Forest Collectibles.

"I deliberately married an archaeologist because I thought the older I got, the more interest you would show in me..."

'It's turned out well. Just a pity it went so woefully overbudget.'

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

Roman Golfer.