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The house that Ruth built.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Cake Free Zone

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Brickie's Mate

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"Here's the weak point."

Snow globe

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

Cave Wallpaper

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

"Look, mom! I'm learning to color between the lines!"

WInter Fish

People admire a freshly painted wall

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

Michelangelo Caught Creating Graffiti

"C'mon, Kid...let's not let this get ugly!"

Do Not Sneer.

England's Cafe Culture

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

Scarecrow with a TV head.

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

"Roughly translated, it says: this wall is now available on video and DVD."

'Don't worry, I won't ruin your walls with a spray painter. I'll do it by hand.'