Wonky Wall Aficionado Prints

The house that Ruth built.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Cake Free Zone

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Brickie's Mate

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Snow globe

"Here's the weak point."

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

Cave Wallpaper

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

People admire a freshly painted wall

WInter Fish

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

"Look, mom! I'm learning to color between the lines!"

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'Hmmm...I think I know what he's saying here. Sometimes we manage to break through the walls that hold us back, only to find...another wall! Yes! I get it!'

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

Scarecrow with a TV head.

"C'mon, Kid...let's not let this get ugly!"

Do Not Sneer.

England's Cafe Culture

Michelangelo Caught Creating Graffiti

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

"Roughly translated, it says: this wall is now available on video and DVD."