Four-legged Voter Gifts

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'We'll take it!'

Know your dog - The brain.

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

A dog reads a newspaper

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

Museum of dog memorabilia

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

'Oh, I just knew that darned obedience school was a mistake!'

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

'We've finally found a candidate that can really deliver.'

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

"I wish I could get him to relax."

'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

"Voters, voters, voters..."

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

"I think climate change could be a factor in this election."

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."

'I haven't had my day and I don't know any dog who has.'

'And pop out and get some now!'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Rover's Cake

"We sent our postal vote to Santa, by mistake."

'And this is Mr Blagstock our chief salesman.'

'Guide dogs only'.

"How do I change my mind?"