Four-legged Tourists Gifts

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Your love gives me strength."

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'We'll take it!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Know your dog - The brain.

Dog and man on couch

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

Mexican Dog

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

"He's a real dog person."

'Oh, I just knew that darned obedience school was a mistake!'

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

"Worst case of stockholm syndrome I've ever seen."

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

Puffy's Safe Travel Inspection Station

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

"So you’re Penny. It’s nice to finally put a face to the scent."

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

Dog Ban On Beach. Mar-Oct.