Four-legged Voter Mugs

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'We'll take it!'

Know your dog - The brain.

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

A dog reads a newspaper

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

Museum of dog memorabilia

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

'Oh, I just knew that darned obedience school was a mistake!'

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

"I wish I could get him to relax."

'We've finally found a candidate that can really deliver.'

Polling Place. Vote Here. I think we should do away with one person, one vote, and allocate votes directly proportional to how long you're forced to stand in line.

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

"Voters, voters, voters..."

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

"I think climate change could be a factor in this election."

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."

'And pop out and get some now!'

'And this is Mr Blagstock our chief salesman.'

Rover's Cake

"We sent our postal vote to Santa, by mistake."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'I haven't had my day and I don't know any dog who has.'

Democrats to USA: We're Not Saying Much

'Guide dogs only'.