Four-legged Scholars Mugs

A dog reads a newspaper

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"You keep impeccable time."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

Too big to fail

Know your dog - The brain.

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

Brothers Grimm

'He was getting tetchy over the duopsony for the last sweeting.'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

'Hunters are abundant, so we're offering grants in gathering.'

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

'Oh, I just knew that darned obedience school was a mistake!'

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

'And pop out and get some now!'

Rover's Cake