Four-legged Enthusiast Mugs

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Barks in code.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Canine Companion

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."