Four-legged Friends Enthusiast Mugs

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Raised by Dogs

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Your love gives me strength."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Next!'

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'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Dog Sees Only Food

Know your dog - The brain.

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

Dog and man on couch

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'