Four-legged Friends Enthusiast Mugs

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Raised by Dogs

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Your love gives me strength."

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'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Next!'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Dog Sees Only Food

Know your dog - The brain.

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Dog and man on couch

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."