Quirky Voter Mugs

'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Save the unicorn.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Ostrich Curoisities

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Good book?'

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Tropical Cow Tank

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

Louse and garden...

Gigolo Diary

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

Older cousin press

Impractical Gardener.

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

New From Why? Books

'We need someone to walk the plants.'

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."