Fossils Gifts

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'

'Ignore it, Henderson. It's unscientific.'

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Dinosaur Funeral Director

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Theory #243 on how fossils were made.

'I have to cram for a paleontology exam tonight.'

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"This is amazing! A well preserved dinosaur's brain. It's like it's been pickled." "Maybe the dinosaur had a drinking problem."

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"Is that where you live, Grandad?"

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'Let me know when you want me to help you get your rocks off.'

'Oh yeah? Well yesterday, I caught one this big!'

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

Fossil bands

'Museum was broken into last night, Ben. Know anything about it?'

Barneyous Purplesaurus.

Skeleton studying a fossil.

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

'Yeah? Well, maybe I am a bum! But mark my words: one day my skull is going to be worth millions!!'

"I heard you were extinct!"

A flying pterodactyl

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"...And we ask that you please not make fun of the name."

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

Transcendental Fossilization

Ikeasaurus

The Greatest Show Unearthed.

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

"You B******s! How many dinosaurs did you murder to get all those bones?!? NO wonder they went extinct!"