Former Cia Agents Pillows

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

JAMES BONDING

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Clandestine cows.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

M16 Code-breakers office

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."