Former Cia Agents Prints

The Unemployed Agent

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Licensed to grill.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

JAMES BONDING

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

M16 Code-breakers office

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

A spy

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."