Former Cia Agents Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for a former CIA agent? Our collection features cleverly designed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that humorous highlight their secretive past and sharp intellect. Ideal for those who served in intelligence with a touch of wit, these items combine professionalism with personality, making memorable presents that honor their career and sense of humor. Perfect for keeping a bit of espionage fun at home or in the office.

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The Anti-Agent

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"Bond James, Bond."

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James Bond in a Snow Globe

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"I'll have the Investigator's Special." mockup

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

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'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.' mockup

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

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"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

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"Ok, I found a secure line."

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'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?' mockup

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

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'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.' mockup

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

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"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here." mockup

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

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"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

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"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage." mockup

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

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'Vital mission - movie parody'

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JAMES BONDING

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"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting." mockup

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

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'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?' mockup

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

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"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids." mockup

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

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Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment. mockup

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

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Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!' mockup

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

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"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong." mockup

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

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"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless." mockup

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

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Clandestine cows.

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"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum." mockup

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

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'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.' mockup

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

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M16 Code-breakers office

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Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch. mockup

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

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A spy

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CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

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'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.' mockup

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

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"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything." mockup

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

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Former Cia Agents Gifts Collection

Former Cia Agents Mugs

Browse our full range of mugs for former CIA agents—cheeky, clever designs that celebrate their covert careers with humor.

Former Cia Agents Pillows

Discover pillows for former CIA agents—comfortable, humorous designs perfect for sprucing up any room.

Former Cia Agents Prints

See our exclusive prints for former CIA agents—clever artwork that captures the intrigue and humor of a life in espionage.

Former Cia Agents T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for former CIA agents—fun, stylish options that reflect their intelligence and wit.